"She was the kind of girl who loved to stretch out under the sheets, eating chocolate, reading books and fucking on rainy afternoons."
"You fucking work five days to enjoy two. I don’t know if you gamble, but them’s shit odds."
I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)
no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs
if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset
same here I just get offended like I came here for a boner where is it
"I’d choose you. In a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I’d find you and I’d choose you."